All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Any resemblance to any companies or other organizations, currently operating or not, is purely coincidental. Workforced is a work of satire.
Should anyone take me to court I will:
(1) hire a PR firm,
(2) hire a lawyer, and
(3) buy a bright orange "Guantanamo Bay" jumpsuit and wear it to court every day. I will also hire henchmen to carry me into court tied to a post.