Just a quick one this week because I’m on the road for business again. I’m lying on the freeway hoping to get hit by a truck. Bring on the life insurance claim.
Here follows an example of a management technique that should never have made the transition from textbook to reality. I’m sure you’ve all been ‘motivated’ by this management technique before. For the love of all that is decent, never insult your subordinates by asking them to complete a business crossword with you. The following was on poster hanging in a manager’s office:
Whilst credibility is a noble aim, this is not the best way to achieve it. When you take a word as long as credibility, one is certain to start entertaining synonyms, fillers and short phrases. Ironically, the crossword did nothing for the manager’s credibility. This is more appropriate:
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This
Is
Really
Funny!
R etirement
E nergizes
S oul!
T ruly
hahahha….it really is funny:)
happy weekend
I actually
Laughed
Out
Loud
…’ed at this. What an A+ motivator that would be.
And I just realized I completely grammatically slaughtered that last comment: “laughed out loud-ed” ? I’m sorry, it’s Friday.
Hilarious
T. tell the buzzword bastard to get lost
W. why would you want to listen to that crap?
A. and whilst we are at it, he seems a bit David Brent-esque
T . Tosser needs firing.
OMG!!!! I am feeling totally motivated!
Nothing pushes my buttons faster than ‘motivating’ anythings… you either do your job or you don’t… a good job is reflected in the paycheck… there’s not a motivational poster, contest, crossword, or calendar that will make a poorly paid employee work harder for the company… I’m assuming you’re at the high end of the scale… have a great trip…
Meh… gotta agree with Sharlene… All those posters do is piss me off! I counter with the demotivational posters (which I routinely get told to take down)…
Who
Me ??
Oh wow, it is ridiculous that they would think that poster would do anything for the employee morale. But I DO like your crossword
You have a poetic gift! Perhaps you should start a segment called the weekly managerial haiku!
I thought your crossword was much more imaginative.
Jai
I love your post, but just FYI… that’s an accrostic, not a crossword puzzle.
)
You have an award over at my blog!
Jai
What is a manager?
heLpful (in making life miserable)
mOtivating (no work, no pay)
unbiaSed (or so you think)
friEndly (to your face)
Responsible (for your mistakes)
Oh wait…I’m a manager. Shit.
Haha…formatting didn’t keep. Oh well.
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