Comments on: Where The Son Doesn’t Shine

By: Sam

Sam — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 22:37:04 +0000

As a mother of two, I can attest to the fact that baby talkin’ people can be annoying, as more often than not it’s friends and strangers who baby talk – not the parents.

However!

What’s even more annoying than baby talkin’ big people are people who treat cats and dogs like children. A dog? Well..I *might* be able to see how that’s accomplished, taking into consideration the loyalty factors of pooches. But a cat? Really? Cats are the most scheming, selfish creatures on the planet. I mean, you feed a cat, nurture a cat, treat it like a person, etc. But if you’re unfortunate enough to die alone in your dwelling, well..you know what the cat does? It’s eats you! Fuggin’ nasty little beasts.

By: One of The Guys

One of The Guys — Mon, 05 Apr 2010 20:10:22 +0000

People who have babies fall into two camps. The ones that think they’re the first people to ever have a baby, and the other camp that realizes they might have “bitten” off a bit more than they can chew.

Which camp do you think brings their babies to work?

By: Workforced.com – We are not alone! - Kernut's World

Workforced.com – We are not alone! - Kernut's World — Sat, 03 Apr 2010 16:29:45 +0000

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By: Sidhusaaheb

Sidhusaaheb — Thu, 01 Apr 2010 13:54:18 +0000

To bring a pet dog to office seems to be the answer and to encourage him to relieve himself in the cubicles of all those who bring their children to office.

By: Dumped First Wife

Dumped First Wife — Sun, 28 Mar 2010 00:08:10 +0000

HA! I love it. One time I stopped by my nastiest sister’s office and she had photos of some baby on her desk. I said, “Oh my God – what an ugly baby. Whose is he?” She said, “He’s your great-nephew.” I still refuse to believe I’m related to such an ugly child, considering my stunning good looks and sex appeal. Babies look like Winston Churchill? What an insult to Sir Winston! Some babies, the ones I love, are quite adorable, but lots of them look as if they’ve been chasing parked cars.

Love,
Dumped First Wife

By: LucidLilith

LucidLilith — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 15:32:35 +0000

I especially hate it when these small babies become big babies and have to sell …oh i dunno a gazillion scout cookies and other knick knacks…and I have to shell out money for overpriced fajita trays.

By: Crazy Brunette (Ash)

Crazy Brunette (Ash) — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 08:17:43 +0000

That’s so fucking true!

I HATE it when people throw their kids in my face and want me to shower them with praise.

“No, he’s ugly and he’s going to be a dip-shit like his father.” How’s that for you fucker?

I HATE blogs about kids. Kill me now. I’d rather watch the Food Network for 9 hours straight while not being aloud to eat ANYTHING!

I added your button to my blog!

By: zora jones

zora jones — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 00:58:29 +0000

I was near UCLA Medical Center the day after Michael Jackson died. It was rather sad considering I’d grown up with the influence of his music and television/video performance from very young.

I’ve been told by many that I make beautiful babies…but I didn;t care what they said. I was totally spent and happy to have them out. God plays a dirty trick on us. SHE makes us forget how painful it was …then we get pregnant again…and happy to be.

Thanks for the invite honey. I’ll be back .

By: Organic Motherhood with Cool Whip

Organic Motherhood with Cool Whip — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 22:34:58 +0000

Hi there! Finally making my way over to your blog and I must say that I am SO glad I did. Now I know not to bring my drooling cantalope into the office when I return back to work. Thank God I read your blog first. And about soiling yourself…just so’s you know, I wouldn’t find that offensive AT all. Since joining the ranks of motherhood I am now used to spending 90% of my time with people who crap themselves regularly and expect me to clean up after them. I think we could be friends. Good friends even. Want to see a picture of my baby?

By: Lisa

Lisa — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 20:13:24 +0000

This is so funny. I bet you like babies really.